aciidraiindrops:

Michinoku Hydrangea Garden

(Source: son-of-twilight, via lyelafairy)

digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

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communistbakery:

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

you tried so hard

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officiallyhilarious:

Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade

lemons are yellow I mean comon 

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look how suspicious that looks

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telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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