ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

(via pizza)

quardian:

glow flow hoe hoe

(Source: geneva-diva)

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

(via cassondrabookxv)

simsgonewrong:

She hugged her boyfriend and this was the face she made immediately after.

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

(via ruinedchildhood)

team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via burning-bright-lights)

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

(Source: zerogoukki, via pizza)

(Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

symical:

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012

i’ve never reblogged anything so fast

(Source: arpleiadian, via pokemonloverboy)

ill-starred-son:

benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

Wow

(via dominious)