ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

(Source: 6gay, via cassondrabookxv)

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

(via blackedout-whitegirl)

tltty:

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

(Source: hungarian, via f-i-f-t-e-e-n-f-a-t-h-o-m-s)

kxrplunk:

Yesterday I saw a tweet that said “5SOS are the Green Day of our generation” and I had a good laugh. Green Day are the Green Day of our generation.

(via f-i-f-t-e-e-n-f-a-t-h-o-m-s)

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maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: mrchompers, via ruinedchildhood)

bogleech:

Like 15 years ago I used to take jokey drawing requests on forums and produce crayon scribbles on index cards and one person asked me once to draw “a dirty scene of Jessie and Misty from Pokemon” and I just found that again

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Arbok is helping

(via inferiorloaf)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via joey-smith-universe)